Archives for posts with tag: people

Moonlight Sonata

Lumber Business

“Look pal! Just because I’m a leaf insect, doesn’t mean you can wipe your ass with me!”

Breaking Braking

“I saw that his car was braking so I tried to push it back together.”

Pick up line

“Looks like you’ve misplaced your abacus. Perhaps you could count on me from now on.”

Jerry the alcoholic stars in: It’s A Blunderful Life.

“Now white man only take the wings.”

The day the Earth suddenly stood still. “Yes, I know it’s not scientifically accurate.”