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Moonlight Sonata

At the bar again

“Amazing! I didn’t know you could turn a cherry stem into a quilt inside your mouth!”

At the bar.

“Look! Popular Science finally came out with a Marie Curie swimsuit calender!”

Global warming has hit Santa the hardest.

“Hey, if you’re family, pets, friends and home were under water, you’d be drinking a lot too.”